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(kitme9ja.com.ng) Olosho begs me to stop, I never stopped until after 1 hour

 

 

Hello kitme9ja viewer's here I am today to give you another interesting story.

It was during my service year I felt this pile Yoruba call it (jedijedi) and went to the market to get a local concortion to fight it because I had this symptoms of blood in my pool and I had to treat it early, I got to the market bought the concortion and I saw this sex enhancement concortion too so I bought too. I already got home before I realised that it was in the same coloured bottle,shit I wanted to use the pile concortion because I wanted to start treating it immediately. I decided to risk it and try one of the two thinking I will know which is which with the reaction of the concortion. After using it as been instructed I went to sleep I woke up after 2 hrs I felt the hunger for food I went out to buy some food and eat, after eating I realized i had extra ordinary physical power because I could fee it righ within my self and my dick keeps giving me message I realised I needed to fuck right away I switched to my pocket picked 4000 and took 4 condoms from my pulse and went to a place to get a sex worker, initially I asked the sex worker if she could go home with me she answered no, I went in with her and asked how much one round was she said 3k alright let’s get to business I asked if she was gonna give me doggy she said no alright we went straight down to business and my dick was all ready, I took off my cloth and she offers her knicker, she layed on the bed and I went over her, I already opened the condom and placed it on my dick, she even asked if she could assist me get that done I said no I’m aRight doing it myself, i went over her and inserted my dick into her pussy, what the fuckkkkkkkkk!!!! It was like I deeped my dick into a ocean her pussy was like a big ocean then I started digging, at the beginning she took a phone from her bedside and was still making a call... Like what the fuck.... I’m fucking you and you’re still calling at that point I digged in my dick completely inside her pussy, because my cork wasn’t that fat but long as fuck.... Immediately she felt it inside her she moaned.... Ouch.... Her phone fell from her hands and she was like oga easy nao dey you wan kill me niii.... At that point I was happy inside of me because she felt I was fucking her... I’m not a fucking asshole..... It would be shit that I’m fucking a woman and she’s receiving a call... That’s bullshit and a degrade to my sex dignity..... At that moment I started digged deep .... She couldn’t endure than to moan and I felt I was in total control of her, and another thing I expected I could control her body with the position I choose but she left me no choice than to control me with only one position she gave me which was missionary.... Now I had to use my strength to balance my body.... I fucking hate missionary it drains my energy... Because I don’t wAnna rest on the woman’s body ... I would want to rest on my two wrist to concentrate my energy towards my waste for digging....holyshit.... Now I was digging for over 20 mins , she took the phone again, now to check the time.... But at this time she started complaining I should have cummed ....... Whenever she complains again I digged in my dick completely to her pussy and she moans .... Ouch .... and it got so exciting that the approach looks like a keepshut..... So when it got to 40 mins she started complaining so hard like she knew she would have used this 40 mins to make over 4 times of what I gave her .... And complaint what type of beast I was..... I never stopped digging ant at a time i started enjoying it and started saying shit ..... Like wtf.... You’re so sweet .... I will fuck the hell outta you bitch...... I’m gonna fuck my 3 k outta you... You know money isn’t easy to get .... You know how many hours I had to work before I got this motherfuckering money..... At that time I wasn’t controlling the girls body alone but the bed was moving to my body .... Like pisin..... Pisin.... Pisin.......pisin....pisin ...pisin..... Lol it was so fun... At a time when I reduced my paste.... The girl asked me to wait and asked why I haven’t cum.... She decided to remove my condom and check I told her I haven’t cum... If I had cum I would have wanted a break..... Holy shit.... I continued again for over 20 minutes till I finally cummed.... I didn’t know she was checking the time she said I used a total of 1hr30mins .... Wtf ...... Then I knew it was the effect of the sex enhancement I mistakenly used instead of the Jedi jedi concoction....

Since then, whenever I’m gonna have sex with a woman I go like I’m going to fight a must win battle because I always like it when girls tell me you’re too strong, do you want to kill me, I’m tired jare.... I like to always hear that .....

 

This is a true life story.....

 

{kitme9ja}What is your perspective about a village school

 What is your own point of view about public schools in villages and rural towns.





With my experience about what I have been seeing so far, most public school buildings in rural areas are outdated with no modern facility unlike those in modern government school in cities, I just realised that there are difference between cities and villages, most of them are not equipped with modern scheme of work but one thing for sure is that their teachers salaries and workers are paid to time. And one thing, their student are not ready to learn as they only want to learn skills and crafting alone, that is why the level of illetracy is on the high in villages compared to cities where every parent wants their children to go to school. These are only my observation you could as well add yours.

“I’m Anti-Christ, A Water Goddess”, Igbo Lady Boasts

A Igbo lady has taken to social media to boast about her new found belief.
According to her, she is an anti Christ, a water goddess. She made this known as she announced that she has denounced Jesus Christ.

Apparently, the lady who used to be a Christian has now become a pagan.
She made these revelations in a video which has now gone viral.
 I used to believe in this thing (referring to the Bible), it’s full of lies. I want to give it out to whoever wants it. Because i am now a water goddess, an anti Christ.”
She also added that she doesn’t believe in the existence of Heaven or hell.

Once You Notice A Girl Showing These 3 Signs – Just Shoot Your Shot

I'm about to SHOW you 3 commonly ignored signals girls usually gives so you can take advantage of them and easily "shoot your shot". Sex-ed to sexism: New series explores being a woman in Germany and ...
But then, why am I qualified to teach you?

Well, my name is Nengak Godwin. I'm a dating coach for guys. And the founder of "Dating Secrets Hub". And inside the group I've been showing over 367+ guys how to attract pretty women & girls into their lives...and have a better "Sekz" life.

And a lot of them have been coming back with awesome testimonies.(especially in my FB group). One of them, even came surprised that "girls are now chasing him". It's crazy.

But, I need you to understand this...

I'm NOT doing this for entertainment.

I want raise an army of super-driven guys who'll soon become so damn good at getting girls.

So if you're the lazy type. Abegi, just stop reading this. Because, I want you to pick up lessons from what I'll be sharing. Then, go out there and start practicing them.

Don't just read and relax.

So, with that out of the way.

Let's begin...


Let me tell you a short story.

Back in the days.

When I was in J.S.S 2 in high school. I used to be a very SHY guy. I didn't used to feel free to express myself around Girls.

As in bah... Whenever I see a "fine geh" I have a crush on. My heart will start beating fast. And then, I'll start feeling nervous like say dem ask one dummy to stand in front of class to answer a hard question.

And he knows they'll laugh at him for giving the wrong answer.

But, fast forward to today.

Omo. Nengak don get mind. Lol.

I fit stand in front of babe and talk to her like say na my junior sister.

So, how was I able to overcome that fear of approaching girls I like?

Well, it's a long story.

I'll tell you some other time.

Back to our topic.

My guy. You see, most times, when a girl likes you. She can't just start coming to toast you directly.

WHY?

This is because, right from history. Up till date. In the African society... It's almost always seen as a taboo for a GIRL to openly tell you she likes you first.

So this social conditioning has made them a kind of reserved. They'll do their best to hide their true intends even if they're itching to let you know.

So how can you tell if she LIKES you or not?

They usually do this using cues and some non-verbal ways.

Let me break it down for you, my guy.

Although, there are so many signs.

But, I'll only show you about 3 of them today.

1.) Giggles & Laughs: this is usually when you say something that is not really comic but she still finds it funny. Or at times. She just sees you and keeps maintaining eye contact for a while, then keeps smiling at you.

2.) Hair Touching: girls are fond of gently playing with their hair around guys they have a crush on. If you notice a girl doing this when you guys are taking then she's likely into you.

Now, this may sound too good to be true.

But, it's psychological and it's something they usually do subconsciously. Without even thinking about it.

I mean, they just can't help it.

If you think this is not real...

Then, it means you're too logical. And we're talking of girls here. I mean, tender creatures that are largely driven by emotions.

Okay? So, f**k logic.

3.) Communication: this is usually in form of verbal or non-verbal ways.

For instance; she'll try so hard to talk to you. Or maybe, just ask you a question about something so you can talk to her.

Personally, I've had several instances where a girl will even know something but deliberately ask me questions about it.

They do this to know more about you. Or see if you're a potential date.

So they can get close to you, more faster.

At times, she'll ask someone your name and keep calling you almost everytime with a sexy voice so you can notice her.

Let's say I meet her for the first time and I press her emotional buttons correctly(topic for another day).

And then, I collect her number. And also save it with her name. And I leave.

Before I know it...

She'll start calling me in a sexy way with my name. Whenever she sees me.

Omo!

The first time it happened. I was kind of shock. Until I later realized that girls like to do that to guys they have a crush on.

Another Way Is...

They start tapping your shoulder. Sometimes she'll even touch you gently and say something like; "Hi, how's your bla, bla, bla..."

Then pause and expect you to say something(which is why it's good to know how to start a conversation with girls...)

Because, that will also determine if she'll start avoiding you like most guys or see you as a badass guy she'll like to kiss, date and even sleep with.

AND, here's the truth...

Knowing if a Girl likes you is not ENOUGH. She may show you "green light" today, and begin to "form class" the next day for you.

Heck, she may even snub you and start calling someone who's close to you with sweet words like;

"sweetheart", "my love" "darling", and that's if you don't even see her kissing or realize she's sleeping with someone who's not even BETTER than you... And that's why you need to bear these 3 THINGS in mind.

What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females

Few days ago i was with a medical doctor friend of mine who happens to be a gyna. We have been friends way back high school. He schooled in the US and had returned back to Nigeria since 2018. We were somewhat gisting about how Nigerian girls seems to be stigmatising their fellow girls that are single mum's who got pregnant out of wedlock.A Woman Confronted Her Rapist 14 Years Later. Here's What He Said ...
He strongly condemned this very silly act by ladies and he further affirmed as a matter of fact to me that, 90% of every Sexually Active lady had at one point or the other aborted an issue before. Some have even done it more than 10 times without any complications or whatsoever. The fact that a particular decided to keep hers doesn't make her a forbidden fruit in the society.

He as well opened to me that it is very abnormal for a sexually active lady not to at some point get pregnant. That if you have a lady you constantly have unsafe sex with and she has never for one day missed her period, then there must be something seriously wrong somewhere. It calls for a quick attention.

In his words "any girl that is fertile and complete [b][/b]will always get pregnant, it's is left for her to decide if she wants to keep it or not"

have you wondered why companies now make phones with in-built battries

there have been many arguments behind it, in which the business logic is that companies want to earn profits on phone accessories by its excuse. While companies argue that if you take the battery from outside, it can also be fake and these batteries can damage your expensive phone. In such a situation, if your battery is replaced at the authority service center, then it will also get a warranty and trust of the actual product.

Due to the non-removal battery, it becomes very easy to make the phone slim. Being non-removable, the design of the battery phone is designed in such a way that there is no gap between the panel and the battery and this causes the phone to become slick. Non-removable batteries are extremely tightly tied by the company. In this, the internal parts of the phone are also so tightly tied that the phone is not damaged due to some very small falls and shaking.

The non-removable battery is so tightly tied that the internal parts of the phone are also protected due to this. Gap between battery, cover and parts is less and because of this, the risk of dust and water in it also reduces. Most of the time you get a non-removable battery, you get the battery replaced from the Authorize Service Center and in such a situation you will get the real thing. In mobile accessories there is always a danger of fake goods from outside.

Whenever something goes wrong in the phone, such as a problem in the call, the message is not going and the phone hangs, then first of all you remove the battery. Most problems are solved by this. But in the last few years you must have also noticed that non-removable battery is being used more in smartphones.

That is, such phones are being made whose batteries you cannot remove yourself. You have to depend on the power button only if the phone hangs or there is any problem. But what is reason who suddenly needs a phone with a removable battery

see these woman who sends money home for her relative to build a duplex for her - see what she was built instead

So, some days ago, I was contacted to evaluate a building project; a supposed one storey building comprising of 4x3-bedroom flats. However, only the front flat had been done up to "their" supposed deck beam level.
The owner of this project is based in Philadelphia, U.S.A and is a woman well over the late 60's.
The project supervisor/executioner is an in-law (I think he married one of the woman's daughters based on the information I received)..

Now, the instruction was simple: "Build this house while I send in the funds, at completion you and your family would take one flat and stay as caretakers of the property".

In all honesty, what I saw at the site left me bewildered and I was just wondering the "version" of wickedness at work in the so-called in-law.. seriously!!

By the building regulation standards, a standard building height ought to be at least 3metres. To achieve this during construction (block work stage), we do what I called "4-5-1-3" for bungalow buildings and "4-5-1-2" for lower levels of multi-storey buildings above the D.P.C.
Breakdown:
Above the DPC.
4: the first 4-courses of block work leading up to the window sill.
5: the next 5courses of block works above the window sill leading up to the lintel.
1: the lintel, always having a depth of 225mm (9inches) which is the depth of all block sizes.
3: the final 3-course of block work above the lintel use to level up in readiness for roof work. In multi-storey buildings, this last 3-courses is replaced by 2-courses with the final block removed and a deck beam introduced in its stead.

For the structure under review, what I met was more like a "3-4-1-3" (as shown in the picture) kind of formation following the same format as explained above. Now me sef wey dey think say I short, I still dey bend to enter one of the rooms because the door opening will always hit my forehead, yes, that's how bad it was!
And this is supposed to be a storey building!!


Next, I equally noticed that the plinth beams (mostly referred to as "chaining" at the DPC level), were without stirrups; yes, more like the 3-12mm used were just laid round the areas they thought necessary with over-site concrete (German floor) laid directly on them. Wow! we too Sabi for this country!!!

Well, luckily for this woman in question, she happened to have returned during one of the ceremonies the Igbere people of Abia State is known for, The Igbotonma ceremony, as she was a participant in the 2017 edition, thereafter she was taken to see her project; rooms were too small, kitchen was too small, etc..the house just looked so unplanned. She was heartbroken thus ordered the job to be stopped.

Please our brothers/sisters in the obodo oyibo (abroad) try as much as possible to engage professionals to do these things for you and while at it, endeavour to come in at least once to see the project by yourself and note any peculiar landmarks or something you can use to identify your site from a photograph, before them go begin send photos of Mr Okonkwo's site go give Mr Clinton. Insist on photo updates every 2-days, if not daily or at worst every 3-days..these stories are painful and they don't just touch the heart, the touch the spinal cord too.

Well, for this particular project, discussions are ongoing and a redesign is on the way..by God's grace a follow up thread will be available to show the updates and progress made when the job starts.

Have you experienced anything like this before??
Talk to us so that others can learn.