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Nigeria woman tie up a young man that cam to steal in her mom's house ( wonder woman)

 

A brave Nigerian lady identified as Doris Kendris on Twitter has shared photos of an alleged thief who she claims came to steal from her mum’s shop in Ebonyi state.

According to her, the suspect came with a hammer at 2 am and broke the door before he was apprehended.



After he was caught, she beat him up and tied him before he was taken away.

“Guysssssss I just caught a thief that came to steal from my mom’s shop Long story short I have tied him and waiting for morning to reach. Yeah. Like I literally caught a thief today. I have beat the one I can and tied him up before he dies in my hands. Just waiting for morning to reach so I can report to the police “Update. People are awake now and he has been taken away. I’m Okay. (You can call me Wonder Woman shaa).

“Man came with hammer and broke door that is not his own around 2am. Opened fridge and started packing drinks plus money and you say he looks hungry I should give him food. You people should make this make sense please.!!!

“Thief n thief. He’s even lucky my mom didn’t allow any of the guys touch him. Excuse me?? Did I tell you he broke my mom’s shop with hammer around 2am to steal food?”

Read this before trying to get a tattoos in Nigeria





 

Getting inked is a cool thing, we agree. But getting a tattoo in this Nigeria can be a scary endeavor. Especially if it’s a permanent tattoo.

Yes, the common warning is that you should avoid Ikeja Under Bridge tattooists, but that’s not all. This list will tell you more about tattoos in Nigeria.


1. NEVER EVER TATTOO A CELEBRITY ON YOUR BODY

Or your current partner for that matter. The thing is this: what will happen if it ends in tears? And then again, the tattooists might never get it right.

They can give you a Davido that looks like Shatta Bandle. You don’t believe us? Maybe this picture will convince you.


BEAR IN MIND THAT A BIG TATTOO MAKES YOU A TARGET MARKET FOR SARS AND NIGERIAN POLICE


It’s a sad reality but it’s true. So if you choose to get a tattoo, also prepare your Canadian visa too. Otherwise, e be things.

3. PLEASE AND PLEASE, MAKE SURE YOUR TATTOOIST CAN SPELL

Ask them to spell apple, cucumber, hippopotamus, and encyclopedia. Ask them to recite the letters of the English alphabet.

If they get everything correctly, then you can surrender your body to be inked. Or else this might happen.

AFTER GETTING YOUR TATTOO, PREPARE TO BE ASKED SILLY QUESTIONS BY PEOPLE.

“Are you a cultist?” “Are you of the devil?” “Don’t you know it’s a sin?” “What did your parents say?” “Are you a runs girl?” “Do you plan to erase it anytime soon?” “You must be a Yahoo boy”


For Android users only, free SMS cheat now available for all network, send free SMS without charges. See how to get it done in few steps

 

Are you tired of paying heavy charges for every text messages you send to other line,



Are you short on airtime and you want to send messages to your friends and family,

Are you tired of the 4naira charges for every complete sentences deducted by MTN and other network services provider.

If you are tired here is the right channel for you.

Here we are going to tell you in few steps how to activate free SMS messages on your Android phone.

Note

- that it only works for Android users



- after applying this procedure to your phone, you have to share the procedure to anyone you want to text because they have to get it done the same way like you did before they can be able to receive your message.

 

·        First you have to go to playstore, type Google messages

·        Install/download/update



·    After that has been done successfully, open the newly installed messesing app and go to settings

·        On the settings page, click chat features

·        You see at the top of the list, status- either connected or not connected.

·        If it’s connected then you’re good to go, but if it’s not connected, click on enable to get it connected.

·        Then return to the Google message app, and share this same procedure with one of your friend, make sure he/she has also installed the app and configure his/her chat features to connected.

·        After that send her unlimited messages on the message app, your credit will never be deducted, only that it will be powered via data.









Follow the procedure mentioned above and follow the pictures illustration too. Make sure you configure it on your phone and it must be configured on the phone of anyone you want to text... See the proof there on the image it's worked perfectly. 


If you tired it and you’re experiencing any issue drop your experience on the comments section, I will address it in my next post. Make sure you comment to thank me on this new free messaging trick. This trick is  proven and working well as it has been tested. Thank you I hope you will enjoy messaging your loved ones. 

Predict and win recharge card

 Chelsea will be playing against Leicester by tommorrow, although Chelsea has been struggling after their 3-0 defeat in their last match they will look towards finding a win over leceister . What do you think will be the result of the match. Predict the correct score between Chelsea vs leceister and have a chance to win a recharge card if you get the correct score right. 

Note. 

Prediction ends by 7am tommorrow and you can only predict once with one name and one number, tell us the line and drop your correct score for the match. We will get across to you if your correct score is the right one. 

Predict in this format 

Name: okoronko bisi number: MTN 09162683676 C's: 1-4 






What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females

Few days ago i was with a medical doctor friend of mine who happens to be a gyna. We have been friends way back high school. He schooled in the US and had returned back to Nigeria since 2018. We were somewhat gisting about how Nigerian girls seems to be stigmatising their fellow girls that are single mum's who got pregnant out of wedlock.A Woman Confronted Her Rapist 14 Years Later. Here's What He Said ...
He strongly condemned this very silly act by ladies and he further affirmed as a matter of fact to me that, 90% of every Sexually Active lady had at one point or the other aborted an issue before. Some have even done it more than 10 times without any complications or whatsoever. The fact that a particular decided to keep hers doesn't make her a forbidden fruit in the society.

He as well opened to me that it is very abnormal for a sexually active lady not to at some point get pregnant. That if you have a lady you constantly have unsafe sex with and she has never for one day missed her period, then there must be something seriously wrong somewhere. It calls for a quick attention.

In his words "any girl that is fertile and complete [b][/b]will always get pregnant, it's is left for her to decide if she wants to keep it or not"

have you wondered why companies now make phones with in-built battries

there have been many arguments behind it, in which the business logic is that companies want to earn profits on phone accessories by its excuse. While companies argue that if you take the battery from outside, it can also be fake and these batteries can damage your expensive phone. In such a situation, if your battery is replaced at the authority service center, then it will also get a warranty and trust of the actual product.

Due to the non-removal battery, it becomes very easy to make the phone slim. Being non-removable, the design of the battery phone is designed in such a way that there is no gap between the panel and the battery and this causes the phone to become slick. Non-removable batteries are extremely tightly tied by the company. In this, the internal parts of the phone are also so tightly tied that the phone is not damaged due to some very small falls and shaking.

The non-removable battery is so tightly tied that the internal parts of the phone are also protected due to this. Gap between battery, cover and parts is less and because of this, the risk of dust and water in it also reduces. Most of the time you get a non-removable battery, you get the battery replaced from the Authorize Service Center and in such a situation you will get the real thing. In mobile accessories there is always a danger of fake goods from outside.

Whenever something goes wrong in the phone, such as a problem in the call, the message is not going and the phone hangs, then first of all you remove the battery. Most problems are solved by this. But in the last few years you must have also noticed that non-removable battery is being used more in smartphones.

That is, such phones are being made whose batteries you cannot remove yourself. You have to depend on the power button only if the phone hangs or there is any problem. But what is reason who suddenly needs a phone with a removable battery