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“Mavin State Of Mind” – Korede Bello Captions Amidst Rumours With Mavin Records

Reports surfaced recently acclaiming that Mavin’s beloved, Korede Bello parted ways with the label.
Korede Bello however refrained from addressing the rumour head-on but rather made another controversial caption off it.
He shared a photo of himself and hashtaged Mavin Records.
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Update: Banky W & Adesua Etomi Kiss Passionately At Their Traditional Wedding (Photos)

Celebrity couple – Banky W and Adesua Etomi – had their colourful traditional marriage ceremony on Saturday with family and friends in attendance. HML! See more photos…




100?? See The Shocking Confession A Former Sex Worker Just Made

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recovering sex addicted woman Monique Price, 25, has come out to raise awareness on the dangers after her 10-year obsession nearly killed her. She believes that she had sex over 1,000 times with more than 100 sexual partners.
Monique claims she first became addicted to intercourse after having underage sex as a 15-year-old and was diagnosed with multiple STDs after having constant unprotected sex in the years after – even while pregnant.
Although she lost her virginity at 14, her dangerous addiction with sex started at 15 when she engaged in a group sex orgy with multiple different men – by pretending she was 18.
She began regularly meeting older men she met online, sneaking different men into the house when her parents weren’t home, regularly engaged in phone sex and practiced lesbian and BDSM sex.
Monique revealed that as a young girl, her body had uncontrollable urges and weird feelings and when she went to doctor he told me it was teenage hormones.
‘He asked me if I was sexually active but of course I lied because my mum was in the room.
Speaking out to raise awareness and help others, she said:
‘Sex addiction is like a drug addiction. You will do anything to get that hit and you don’t care how you get it or who you hurt along the way. It is just this uncontrollable urge that takes over your whole mind and body.
I didn’t realise what I was doing was dangerous because I was only thinking about myself. I was definitely a bad mother. I would put my children to sleep and then leave the house to have sex and wouldn’t come back for days.
‘Everyone in my family was angry with me and did not trust me at all. Even when I was pregnant with my fourth child, the desire for sex just get stronger because of the hormones and I would have unprotected sex with lots of different guys.
‘I picked up STDs that could have killed my unborn child and still I didn’t stop because my body didn’t want me to. I was so stuck in a deep dark hole and didn’t know how to get out. I thought my life was over.’
Monique however had a life changing moment when a one night stand with a stranger Brandon Lamar Blu, 31, she met on a dating site in October 2016 turned into a proposal. He has now helped her overcome her spiralling addiction.
Wwhile Monique still battles the urge to have sex ‘at least six times a day’, she said Brandon has helped her break free from her sex addiction and instead focus on love, happiness and family. They are now satisfied with having ‘romantic and loving’ sex sessions twice a week.

Wawu!!! Police Arrest 200 Cows In Yola

The police in Adamawa State have arrested 200 cows for invading a farmland at Yolde-Pate in Yola South Local Government Area.
Adamawa police spokesman, Othman Abubakar, said this was following clash between herdsmen and farmers last Saturday over encroachment into farmlands.
The police applauded the affected farmers for exhibiting maturity by not taking the law into their own hands.
He also commended the herdsmen for accepting responsibility for the destruction by their cattle and their commitment to pay for the damages.
He said that all the aggrieved farmers were shortlisted for possible compensation, while the arrested cattle were handed over to the District Head of Yolde Pate for safekeeping.

See How Urban Dictionary Described ‘Yoruba Demon’ (See Here)

All this dictionary can be sometimes hilarious about their answers to some questions.
Someone search the meaning of ‘Yoruba Demon’ on urban dictionary and what they provide as answer is very funny.
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19-yr-old Murders His Teacher, Takes A Selfie With The Corpse, Then Commits Suicide (Graphic Photos)

A 19-year-old Moscow college student stabbed his teacher to death following a dispute in the classroom then he went on to take a selfie of himself smiling over the dead body.
Andrey Emelyanenkov had a dispute with his Basic Safety teacher, Sergey Danilov this morning.
He then waited for the school break between lessons to attack. As soon as other students left the class, Andrey brought out the knife and launched the attack.
As the teacher lay in a pool of his blood, the unrepentant student took photos of the dead body and posted it online. But he did not stop there. He went on to commit suicide seconds after he posted the photo.


Pythons Fight In Australian Woman's Bathroom (Photos)

SHOCKING footage has emerged showing the terrifying moment a pair of snakes do battle in a woman’s shower after falling through her skylight.

The terrifying clip shows two huge pythons twisting and turning with their tails completely tangled together as they wrestle on the bathroom floor.



Mum-of-one Petrina Murphy, 41, filmed the hellish scene after the animals came crashing through the skylight at her home in Byfield, Queensland, Australia.

The PR worker said: "I saw them tangled around each other through the skylight so I got the broom and used the handle to get them to fall out into the shower.

"They had really wrapped themselves around each other and their tails were all knotted up.

"Some people who've seen the video have asked if they're mating but they're definitely two males fighting.

"Even though they were fighting, I knew they weren't going to attack me.

"They were more focused on each other and pythons are actually usually pretty docile unless you annoy them."


She continued: "After they fell through, I closed all the doors so they were just sliding around in the bathroom and then I used the broom to sweep them outside.

"They didn't seem that bothered when I was sweeping them out. One took off pretty quickly but the other one kept trying to head in the direction of the bins so I was talking to it. I must sound mad.

"I know a lot of people would have made a run for it just at the sight of them.

"For people with a phobia it would be like something out of a nightmare but I've never been particularly scared of snakes and we're pretty used to them out here."

Petrina added: "I would much rather get rid of them myself and know they're gone than have to deal with worrying about them finding their own way into the house.

"Waking up with one wrapped around my arm or them deciding to join Callum and I when we're watching TV, now that would be a shock.

"I'm just glad the shower was clean so I was able to get some photos and video without it being embarrassing."

Petrina said the snakes have been slithering around on her roof throughout Australia's winter months with the mum and her son Callum, 16, regularly hearing them moving around.

And she revealed she has had to deal with their urine dripping through the ceiling.

Petrina said: "We've known there was a snake living on the roof for about four months. We've heard it sliding around up there and thumping over the rafters.

"Seeing two was a bit of a surprise but we live near a national park so snakes are something you get used to.

"The most annoying thing about having them up there was when they peed. Something would drip through the ceiling and you'd think it was water. Realising it was snake pee made me cranky.

"We haven't had any rain here for about three months so the snakes come looking for where we keep our water. They just want a drink.

"A lot of people would have seen them and just had to get in their car and drive away but I'm alright with snakes and spiders – even the huge ones. It's ticks that freak me out.

"If I find a tick on me I'm terrified but if a snake's in my bathroom that's no problem."

Police Arrest Man Who Stole A Phone In Church In Ogun (Photo)

Thief in the House of God

The House of God is one of the unlikely places you expect to find a thief but today, it is this unlikely place that thieves visit to steal from people who have come to seek God’s divine favour.

High on the target of these thieves are the visitors’ phones, bags and other valuables.

Today, one Wale David, 24, was arrested for stealing the phone of another church member in a popular camp in Ogun State.

David wasn't just a church member; he was also engaged by the church to help clean up its premises after a special church service.

According to him, while cleaning up, he saw a bag, picked the phone inside, an i-tel android. Same day, he sold the phone to a friend.

Few days later, RRS Police detectives traced the phone to his friend, who in turn assisted the police in his arrest this morning.

5 Sex Workers Fight Dirty Over Missing N32,000

Five sex workers were involved in a serious fight over missing N32,000, being the amount one of them realised from various clients.

The incident happened at a hotel located at Banjoko Street at Ilasamaja area of Lagos where the workers ply their trade.

The workers were Amarachi Okereke, Akpan Cynthia, Blessing John, Loveth Bassey and Grace Okafor.

P.M.EXPRESS gathered that Amarachi reportedly lost N32,000 in her room being the amount she had realised throughout the night from her clients.

It was learnt that when she went out an unknown person had gone where she kept the money and stole it. In anger, she accused her other colleagues of stealing the money and reportedly attacked them.

The attacked resulted into a serious fight in the hotel among the women. It was gathered that while the dirty fighting was on, a team of policemen got to the scene, arrested the five ladies and took them to Area D Police Command, Mushin.

During interrogation, Amarachi was unable to prove how the other four ladies broke her room and stole the money. She was charged for assault and false information.

Amarachi was then taken to the Isolo Magistrates court and charged for the alleged offence.

She pleaded not guilty.

The presiding Magistrate, Mrs. A.O. Adedayo granted her bail in the sum of N50,000 with one surety in like sum.

However, Amarachi was remanded in prison custody pending when she will perfect her bail condition. The four other women were released after standing as witness on the alleged offence committed by Amarachi.

22-yr-old First Class Nigerian Graduate Takes To Twitter To Beg For Employment

A first class Nigerian graduate has taken to Twitter to openly beg people to help her get a job. Odufuwa Sola, 22, from Ogun State, has remained jobless since she graduated in 2015 from Ajayi Crowther University, Oyo State.
“I’m Odufuwa Sola, I’m a First Class Graduate of Physics with Electronics from Ajayi Crowther University,” she tweeted on Tuesday from her handle @MzKansola. “Kindly help me retweet. I need a Job.”
Ms. Sola did not just make a First Class but was the best graduating student in the university for that year with a 4.83 G.P.A. She had the honour of delivering a valedictory speech in the school.
Ms. Sola’s appeal for help has been retweeted more than 3,000 times by other Twitter users.
But that is just the best she has gotten for now as nobody has asked her to come over for a job interview.
Ms. Sola, who said she was amazed at the rate people retweeted her post, told sources she was inspired to resort to Twitter for help having seen other people with similar situation get help through the social media.
Ms. Sola said she has applied for employment at the Ajayi Crowther University, but that she was yet to get a reply from the school.
She has also submitted applications to several companies and organisations within the country.
“Most jobs I apply for are graduate trainee slots that are science-related,” Ms. Sola said, adding that she was not feeling sad at all that she has not been able to get a job.
“I know the situation of the country, though I didn’t expect it to take so long,” she said. “But I trust God.”
Also, she does not regret studying physics. She said she would do it again and again if she were to start her university education all over. “Physics is fun,” she said.
Ms. Sola’s dream is to work someday as a renewable energy analyst, she told sources.
Meanwhile, she has started learning tailoring at Ijebu-ode, Ogun State, where she resides, while waiting and hoping to be called up for a job interview soon.
“My family has been supportive, everyone around me is just wishing me the best and praying I get a job soon,” said Ms. Shola who lost her dad in 2015, few months to her graduation ceremony.
“My appeal to Nigerians is to help me get a job of my dream and passion. I know it’s not easy out there, but with the help of God, I know something good will happen soonest. Nigerians are good people, it’s just the situation we find ourselves in as a country,” she said.
When Sources contacted the spokesperson of the Ajayi Crowther University, Alvan Ewuzie, he said that giving first class graduates instant employment in the university depended on the availability of space in the department where the student graduated from.

Unbelievable!! 24-yr-old Man Who Was Declared Dead Resurrects While Being Lowered Into Coffin

A Peruvian man was reportedly nearly buried alive after undertakers found that the person they just put in a coffin was still breathing.
Franklin Mandujano Doroteo was mistakenly pronounced dead by doctors at of the Contingency Hospital of Tingo Maria in Huanuco, central Peru.
The 24-year-old was in fact merely heavily sedated, according to local media.
It is not known in what state Mr Doroteo was when doctors pronounced him dead, but it is alleged that he had been given a sedative after suffering a fever following dental work.
He was then allegedly brought to an undertaker where his body was prepared for burial.
But as he was lifted into a coffin before being interred, one of the workers is said to have realised he was still breathing.
Mr Doroteo was rushed to hospital but unfortunately he was then allegedly pronounced dead soon after arriving.
Now, local news claims Mr Doroteo’s family are seeking justice for their loved one.
It is not known whether the police are investigating the doctors for negligence or not.
It is also not known whether the mistaken proclamation led to his eventual death, as treatment was therefore not given.


OMG!! Imminent Danger At OAU Zoo, As Lions Go Hungry (Full Story)


There seems to be imminent danger at the Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-ife Zoological Gardens, located within the dome of the campus, as four lions in the zoo are seriously starved.
An investigation by DAILY POST revealed that in the past, the animals were being fed with pigs on daily basis, the delicacy that have kept them healthy and friendly.
However, since the advent of Prof. Eyitope Ogunmodede led-administration in June 2017, life has not been same for these wild animals.
A source at the gardens, who confided in our reporter confessed that due to paucity of funds, the lions were no longer getting their daily meal, a situation that has compelled the attendants to seriously ration available food among the four lions.
It was reliably deduced that the lions were now being fed about three times a week.
“The situation at the gardens continues to degenerate by the day; I really pity the attendants in charge of the animals; these animals could become more aggressive and deadly as a result of starvation”, a source disclosed.
DAILY POST recalls that an attendant at Agodi zoo in Ibadan, the Oyo State capital, Mr. Hamzat Oyekunle, popularly called Baba Olorunwa was killed in September by a lion he had fed for over five years.
Although, the real cause of this incident has not been made public by Oyo State government, the circumstances surrounding the tragedy might not be unconnected with the present situation at OAU zoological gardens.

Nigerian Meat Seller Uses POS (Photo)

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UNN Students Place Juju In Front Of Lecturers Office

A serious incident happened this morning in the department of HOME SCIENCE, NUTRITION ND DIETETICS department in University of Nigeria, Nsukka Campus.

Charms and broken eggs was seen in the premises leading to the general office of the department. Palm frond was also seen tired around the entrance leading to offices and lecture rooms.
Lecturers and students were seen in the morning praying, casting and binding.

A note was seen under the charm saying “SINCE YOU PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO LEAVE US, U WILL DIE HERE WITH US”

Rumors going around says the charm was dropped by students because of the excessive failure rate meted on them by the lecturers of the department especially on the present graduating students in which there is less than 30 of them graduating out of a class of 80 students.

it was recorded dat in a recent released course, there was an alarming failure rate of up to 60 Fails out of a class of 80 students and these courses where written by final Years students.
Some people says the charm was dropped by overstay students who the department has refused to graduate, other news says it’s the third year students who the lecturers failed woefully.

The Names of the lecturers were also written on the floor beside the juju

N5000 For Sex With Students Of FGGC Langtang Plateau: Security Guards Connection

UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATION: FGGC Langtang security guard pimps schoolgirls for N5,000

With N5,000, or even less, one of the security guards employed to protect students at the Federal Government Girls College (FGGC), Langtang, Plateau state, would gladly love-vendor the girls to strangers. Speaking to TheCable’s undercover reporter, the guard gave an insight into how he organises “runs” for the teenagers for a fee, and how this is a common practice. This investigation by FEMI OWOLABI and SEYI AWOJULUGBE also exposes the rot in the once-prestigious Unity School, where students use water from an untreated well, sleep on broken beds, study in hostile classrooms — and live practically unprotected from predators.

You are in Langtang, Plateau state, for the weekend and need a schoolgirl for the evening? Someone is ready to help you make the arrangement for a fee. You can even have more than one girl if you choose. There are plenty of them at the nearby Federal Government Girls College (FGGC). The love-vendor is actually paid to protect the girls, but that is by the way.

Before TheCable set out for Langtang, the guard — whose phone number the reporter had collected from an acquaintance — consistently beat his chest and gave assurances that getting girls out of the hostel “is no big deal”, and it was soon obvious that the love-vendor had been in the business for a long time.

Bani Guest House, a popular lodge along the Langtang highway, is well known to the girls, the guard said. He explained that most of them do attend Sunday evening parties at Bani, where their boyfriends come to wait for them.

The reporter had disguised as a visiting businessman in need of girls to spend “a nice time” with. He promised to pay the guard more than what he would ask for. All the “big man” needed was a guarantee of a swell time. The excited guard called endlessly, excessively delighted with the business at hand.

TheCable ran into a little bad luck along the way — the timing of the visit coincided with when the SS3 girls were writing their exams in July 2017, and other classes were on vacation. But, not to worry, the guard was ready to pull the strings all the same.

Settling over a plate of rice ordered for him at the guest house, the guard told his would-be customer that girls in SS3 who were rounding off their final exams would make the perfect picks.

“I am giving you outgoing students,” he said, his face loosening into a smile. “There are some writing exams, it’s just to get a clue to know them and ask if they can do this for me. There are girls who do ‘runs’ but the issue is money.”

The guard, who was quick to request for money so he could move round and also “sort out” the girls’ transportation, revealed that there are a couple of schoolgirls who are into the act of sneaking out of the school premises.

“You’ll discuss how much you’ll give them,” he said, pocketing the N5,000 the reporter had given him as upfront for the task. “All those girls are small girls and they don’t know money much. If you treat them well, they will look for you if you’re still around.”

The guard had left his duty post. For hours, he was moving round the school, searching for girls who could be available under the tight deadline.

“I have arranged two girls now, and they will come to meet you when they are done with their exams today,” he would later say on phone

Twitter User Recounts How He Saved His Boss’ Marriage By Lying To His Wife Concerning A Cond0m


A Twitter user, Brian says he saved his former boss’ marriage by lying to his wife that the condom she found in his car is his and not her husband’s. (The real owner of the condom was actually the husband).
According to him, the woman has been suspecting the husband was cheating and begged him to spy on him for her.
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Lady Sent To Prison For Stealing One Month To Her Wedding

The forthcoming marriage between two lovers, Chima Madueke and his fiancĂ©e, Chioma Christopher has been stalled after Chioma was docked and sent to prison for allegely stealing some dollars kept inside Chima’s elder sister house.

The incident happened at Ben Bright Street in Ago Okota, Lagos where Chima’s elder sister, Rachel reside with her husband, Living stone.

P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the incident happened barely one month after the couple and their family had concluded plans for the traditional marriage and church wedding back home in Anambra State.

It was alleged that Chima sent Chioma to his elder sister, Rachel from Onitsha in Anambra to Lagos to conclude plans for their wedding as agreed by both family.

When Chioma got to Rachel’s house, she was given free access to enter into their rooms including their bedroom.

Rachel was said to have sent Chioma to their bedroom fridge for her to bring out the meat which they will use to cook. When she got there, she was said to have stolen one thousand six hundred dollars ($1,600) that Rachel’s husband had kept inside the fridge and went away.

However, the theft was exposed when she went to change the money at a local bureau de change in the street. She was shortchanged and given fake dollars which resulted in altercation between her and the operator of the local bureau de change.

When Rachel’s husband later returned from work and looked for the money, he did not find it. He asked around and Chioma then confessed taking it, claiming that she did not know what came over her to steal the money.

She was handed over to the police at Ago Division and she was charged before Isolo Magistrates court for stealing.
She pleaded not guilty.

The presiding Magistrate, Mrs A.O. Adedayo granted her bail in the sum of N200,000 with two sureties in like sum.

She was remanded in prison custody pending when she will perfect her bail condition.

P.M.EXPRESS gathered that both Chima and his family have washed their hands off and cancelled the marriage.

Unbelievable: This 11-Year-Old Girl Claims She Can Recognize Colours By Smell (Photos)


In what will come across as a quite an unbelievable development, a young girl has claimed that she can recognize colours just by smell. 



Deepti Regmi, an 11-year-old girl from Nepal, spontaneously developed a peculiar ability last year. She is, inexplicably, able to smell colors, and can supposedly even identify them while blindfolded.
Although she does not have an official diagnosis, her ability appears to be related to the sensory phenomena known as synaesthesia.

Synaesthesia causes the person’s senses to become confused, causing s£nsat!on to one sensory input (such as the eyes) to stimulate s£nsat!on in another (the nose).

This is what causes Deepti to smell color, and others to visualize color when they hear music, or to taste flavors when they hear certain sounds. Any combination of this sensory “cross-wire” is possible however, and not at all limited to the examples above.

Deepti Regmi believes that her ability is a gift from God. She has been training to sharpen her sense of smell with the hope that she will eventually be able to use her ability to help the visually impaired.

She appears in footage originally posted to Daily Mail identifying colors while blindfolded by sniffing various objects. She is also allegedly able to identify colors printed in a newspaper and read the print by feeling it. The footage was shot by Puskar Nepal, whose occupation and relationship to the Regmi family is unknown.

“I checked the blindfold to ensure that she couldn’t see through it. I was really amazed that she could smell the colors and feel the fonts with her finger with so much ease,” Puskar said. “She’s excellent in her studies too. Both of her parents are very happy with the rare talent their daughter has.”

Around 1 in 2000 people globally are affected by the condition according to the American Psychological Association, and synesthetes are predominately female. The cause of synaesthesia is currently unknown. There does appear to be a genetic factor in some cases, according to APP researchers, but the condition often occurs completely spontaneously as well.

Synesthetes are, unsurprisingly, eight times more likely to work in creative fields, and musicians with synaesthesia are particularly common. Mary J. Blige, Frank Ocean, Tori Amos, Billy Joel, and Pharell Williams have all been diagnosed with the condition.

Some famous historical synesthetes are the Russian novelist Vladimir Nabokov, the painter Vincent Van Gogh, and the musician Duke Ellington.

Deepti has a colorful future regardless of what field she ends up in, be it creative or philanthropic.

Girl Found Wandering In Kano After Being Sent By Mum From Ibadan To Hustle. (Photo)


This 13-year-old girl identified as Fatima was reportedly sent to Kano by her mother from Ibadan, Oyo state, to become a restaurant attendant for family survival back home.
The police authority in Kano found her wandering and handed her over to the Yoruba Community there.
What a world !!

Estranged Husband Breaks Into Wife’s House And Carts Away All Her Properties

Please my friend’s mum is in a very dire situation. The husband left her 1993 with six kids to nurture and train without any assistance save for putting her and the kids up in a four bedroom bungalow.
She single handedly trained the kids through school. Infact the eldest son made a first class and is currently out of the country.
She traveled to visit one her children only to return and discovered that all her properties have been carted away. The gate of house was broken same with the doors. On enquiry her estranged husband claimed responsibility and told her he sold the house.
She reported the matter to the police, the police made attempt to recover few of her properties. Now the few properties was returned to the said sold house. The man seems highly connected as a call was put through to AIG zone 9 who squashed the case. Now the IPO can’t do anything.
To make matters worse, the estranged husband colluded with some persons who claimed to have bought the house to make a report at the State CID that they bought the house with her properties.
Only God knows how much they used to bribe them. She was arrested alongside her daughter. She managed to contact a lawyer through the help of her former IPO and was granted bail. Enugu State police command without recourse to the former case file visited the house and moved her properties away.
She is currently homeless and being treated like a criminal. Further enquiry revealed that one Mr Uche Eluke of radio Nigeria in conjunction with one construction company Toshel Nigeria wants to buy the house at a price far below the market value.
The estranged husband is currently in his seventies is eager to dispose the house which according to my friends mum they built together but the man tricked her and made the house documents in his name.
They have vowed to put the woman behind bars, according to them they will show my friends family that this is Nigeria where money can do anything.
Please your help and suggestions is needed to save a wonderful woman. He also claims to have some voice recordings of what transpired.